Ass Hair 

hairs or pubes that appear on an asshole

your asshair yanked out and u sliped

Ass Hair by slapapig September 23, 2003

ass to mouth whore 

a sexual partner that loves shitter to the spitter penetration without the benefit of soap and water of a handiwipe

Jill is such an ass to mouth whore that she looked like she had chocolate velamints for teeth when I was through with her.

ass to mouth whore by Me likey! December 22, 2007

Ass Monkey

A driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle. A tailgater.

I wish that Ass Monkey would get off my tail!

Ass Monkey by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010

ass glitter 

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.

Damn Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!

ass glitter by Dr. Bohan September 23, 2008

ass candy

Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.

Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man

ass candy by r.a.g August 25, 2007

Ass Hammer 

A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.

Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!

Ass Hammer by Nifkin Diver April 28, 2004

Ass Honking 

When you're getting it on in a car and the person on top accidentally honks the horn with their ass.

It's no secret when your guy is ass honking in the parking lot.

Girl you were ass honking so much last night, we had a show of people watching.

Ass Honking by bbbe July 3, 2008