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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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FORTY-FIVED

To be cheated, duped, conned, lied to, fooled, deceived, tricked, hoodwinked, hornswoggled & or swindled.
My phone FORTY-FIVED me by telling me it's 102 out & it's actually 112
by StormeeWeather August 3, 2020
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parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!
by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020
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Wi-five

Jim gives a high five motion to Matt from across the room, who returns the same motion, thus completing the wi-five.
by poisonedhearts7 September 24, 2020
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Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.
Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!
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Five-star

A slap that is normally placed near the upper-back of the victims body, while shaping his / her fingers like a star in the process, leaving the skin red and possibly painful. Normally seen in middleschools and lower grades in highschool. This prank is usually pulled off by friends you don't have.
Dude, Brandon just gave me a Five-star, and it hurts. Now I have a bruise!
by OC02 October 30, 2020
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high five

the act of giving somebody gonorrhea, aka the clap
guy 1: "yo last night i gave becky a high five"
guy 2: "thats disgusting get that treated"
by l0bstersarep30ple2 November 7, 2020
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