Tom

The kind of cunt who gets massive penis time for rocks and shit like that.

Person 1: You know that guy Tom?
Person 2: Yeah the guy who fucks trees.
Person1: yeah what a sick fuck.

by Tom's nice arse November 5, 2019

Tom

Tom is a funky chunky dood with a rude tude.

Tom is a funky chunky dood with a rude tude.

by Funkychunkydoodwithrudetude November 23, 2021

Tom

A boyfriend who texts you after school and very rarely ever talks to you face to face ,

While texting he’s the sweetest guy in the world and says he loves and cares for you but you feel like he’s only saying things for your satisfaction and then ignores you at school and ignores your texts then when you say something about it he says no that’s not true don’t worry it’ll will be ok

It’s been at least four weeks you’ve been together but he hasn’t talked to you often and your not even sure you love even like him anymore but you know deep down that you still care

Girlfriend; (texts) hey

Tom ; (reads the text) ( decides he’s gonna leave you on read)

Girlfriend; ah when you gonna text me (thinks to herself) he probably doesn’t even love me like i love him 🖤💙💔💘

by unknownomfgthersnoothernames November 3, 2019

Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.

Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."

by Disco's Discomfort January 22, 2019

tom orchison

Arsehole guy who is definitely the best drummer in the world. aside from robbie

Yo tom orchison and robbie were at the cockwash fest yesterday bustin some sick beats on there drums! Brrraapp!

by Tom the gay November 10, 2008

Tom Holland

he is a fucking bitch, i used to love him but then he became a jerk. So I HATE HIM NOW!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! he broke my heart He is the ugliest actor alive and he is a terrible person tom holland if you see this please die.

"Hey, did you see Tom Holland!"
"yeah so ugly"

by tommie wommieeee March 15, 2022

Stormy Tom

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

by Dark and stormy August 16, 2018