William, Prince of Wales
(noun)
The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
(noun)
The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
"William, Prince of Wales, is like if your dad got a crown and had to smile through awkward public handshakes for the rest of his life."
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

by memeboi420 January 15, 2020

When an individual has diarrhea related to a sickness and shoots diarrhea explosively onto the face or chest of the partner during sex.
Dude, Lance, last night I had food poisoning from eating a Tubbys sub, had explosive diarrhea, couldn’t hold it back, and I ended up giving Michelle a sweet William all over her face when we were doing it…the bitch seemed to like it!
by T Riha October 2, 2025

William is a soft, ignorant, and naïve asshole. He’s probably a narcissist, honestly I kinda hate him
William is a bitch
by The one who god hates November 20, 2021

He lovvvvvvvvvvvvves military fails. And talks about how he has American friends and is going there.
by hahahahahahaahahahah August 9, 2022

The best boy to ever exist. He’s there for everyone even if it means he has to ignore how he may feel. He’s loved me through everything and is constantly there for me no matter what. Honestly he’s the type of person you’d want to spend your whole life with. He makes mistakes but when he does he always tried to fix them. He’s super funny and always knows how to put a smile on my face. There’s no one better than my William Howe… ❤️
by lexi_brook99 January 19, 2023

A fine specimen of man. One that studies religiously and shoots down foxes with his natural aimbot.
Origin derived from the AmeeniusTomius Sanctorium of Rome.
Origin derived from the AmeeniusTomius Sanctorium of Rome.
by Tom.CXVII April 21, 2021
