Something that only evil bitches drink that are out to get you. The antichrist against crazed middle aged women.
by orangetea September 04, 2021
that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
by raslie March 06, 2021
Tea containing marijuana that is brewed and prepared like regular ice tea with sugar. Sweet tea + Weed= Sweed Tea
"Wow, what a nice summer day it is. I could go for some music and an ice-cold glass of sweet tea!"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"
by hcb95 October 28, 2011
Forming a ring round the highest point of the scrotum with your index finger and thumb (so that the testicles are below your finger and thumb) and moving them up and down, in a similar motion to a handjob.
Derives from teabagging, and named as such after the practise of letting the teabag drip as long as possible to get the most amount of tea out of it.
Derives from teabagging, and named as such after the practise of letting the teabag drip as long as possible to get the most amount of tea out of it.
by Crack the Yak July 28, 2010
When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 11, 2018
Fuck...my color was called, do you know anyone with a hot cup of tea?
Daren got popped because he spilt his hot cup of tea in front of his P.O.
I got that job because of a hot cup of tea.
Daren got popped because he spilt his hot cup of tea in front of his P.O.
I got that job because of a hot cup of tea.
by Nobility March 05, 2021
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016