Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.

women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*

by Evanissexy February 19, 2024

Peter's Constant

8*10^0

Person 1: What's 4+4?
Person 2: Oh, it's Peter's Constant.

by dalaundryroom February 22, 2024

Peter grazing

Surreptitiously sneaking a peak at a man's genitals.

A clandestine operation of peter grazing at this site, only gathered this evidence of his slumped form while draining the snake.

by BugNug March 8, 2024

Peter Wiseman

A man that walks around the borders wearing a wig, skit, bra and some stiletto's. He is also known for being excellent on giving himself a five knuckle shuffle.

Oh look it's a wild Peter Wiseman!

by Twatb4g March 10, 2024

Peter griffin

Peter griffin is a fictional character, who's usually used to describe people with a big chin.

There is many peter griffin look-alikes such as Robert Franzese and Jamie Chalk.

"Why is your chin so big, are you irl peter griffin?"

by Oscar Bolander March 11, 2024

Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.

I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.

by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024

Peter

Peter struts around like he’s the mayor of Sass Town, population: himself. He’s got more sass than a cat in a tutu and enough insults to start a stand-up comedy career. If sarcasm were a sport, he’d be a gold medalist. And if snark were money, well, Peter would be living in a mansion made of eye rolls and smart remarks. He’s a menace alright.

That guy just called me fat! He’s definitely a Peter.

by Pseudonym9844 March 28, 2024