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poop kiss 

The act of kissing with your asshole by placing your sphincter on someone or something and then flexing/clenching your but-hole causing a similar effect like if you were kissing with your lips. The variations are "wet" poop kiss leaves fecal matter on the targeted area. "Blowing" a poop kiss would be farting unfiltered (bare assed) within a inch of the intended target (extreme banzai crop dusting).
Travis was the first to pass out at the party so Dave decided to reward him with a poop kiss on the tip of his nose
poop kiss by Pho' Q December 1, 2013
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A sack of poop that retarded people use when they cant poop correctly and make them look like their potty trained so they dont need a diaper.
Did you see Malford?
Ya his poop-sack is full man
Poop-Sack by I love poopsacks June 19, 2011

Poop Duty 

When someone gives you a task that is ultimately poop. Also known as poop work.
I have so many proposals due everyday. When I walk through that door I am officially on poop duty.
Poop Duty by Senior Poopie September 28, 2008

Poop Dollar

also called a poop dolla

the prank or game in which one defecates and leaves the excrement or feces (i.e. shit) in the dollar bill (can be of any amount) which is rolled around the feces, making it almost impossible to spot. The dollar is leaved on the ground in a public place where there are many people.
as seen on the Comedy Central series Workaholics
Fred shat in that dollar, rolled it up and left it in the park next to the bench. Some idiot picked up the poop dollar and it was hilarious!
Poop Dollar by assmann303 October 23, 2011

poop sex 

that was some great poop sex! you must have eaten a lot of fiber and other shit, those poos were rock hard!

priests can have poop sex and remain celebate!
poop sex by nigcig November 16, 2006

poop-a-loop 

something to say to fill in the awkward silence when u dont want to talk to the person talking to you.
Man: how was your day?
Woman: poop-a-loop (shrug)
Man: true
poop-a-loop by cahills sunrise April 13, 2008