copper wank

She had a shit on my dick so i decided to pop out a copper wank
by Smithy12345 March 21, 2016
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posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"
by your mums hot water bottle October 29, 2022
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posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022
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Dilly Wanked

Long story short... You’re Fucked. Something (or someone) so fucked up, it is beyond repair.

Similar to being fucked over...HARDCORE.
Can be used as both a Noun and/or a Verb
Example( Dilly Wank, Dilly Wanker, Dilly Wanked, Dilly Wanking)
“Dammit Anthony, you’re dilly wanking me!”
“That Seth is a Dilly Wanking Bastard”
After a long day Kris looks to his wife after she asked how his day was “Honey, my day was Dilly Wanked from begging to end”
by GBR3710 February 28, 2019
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wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.
Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.
by ThatPurple July 30, 2017
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1984 Wank

When the you don't have access to porn so you have to use your imagination to masturbate.
Person 1: 'The battery went on my phone while I was trying to find some porn!'

Person 2: 'Gutted for you'

Person 1: 'It's okay I just had a 1984 wank instead. Takes a bit longer but gets the job done.'
by Phillyfella July 22, 2021
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tingle wank

To shit in your own hand and then use it to stroke one out.
I hated myself after having a tingle wank but it feels so warm.
by the david robson July 01, 2011
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