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Free Hotel

If you go to the airport, shit in a sink and say "I have a bomb" 69 times. A strange person called the police will give you a free hotel stay in a place called prison.
I am enjoying my Free Hotel stay very much!
by Jorg_Bush420 September 27, 2022
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Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.
Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you
by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025
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free day Friday

by Ethics1242 April 14, 2023
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point minus thirty-free

when you've been so out of touch with the world and are suddenly invited to a job interview.
"do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."
by Krkič September 25, 2020
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Lying for the free

An unsolicited lie. Lying for no particular reason.
Nobody:

Bob: This weekend I got into a bar brawl with the Hell’s Angels that turned into shoot out at a mall. I got patched up afterwards. I’m a 1%er now!

Everybody: Bob, you don’t even have a motorcycle, stop lying for the free.
by SamAxe42 March 13, 2024
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free-bunning

the process by which a female wears no panties over her lady bottom.
Luke: Did you see Paul's Mum?

Dave: Yeah, she was totally free-bunning man. I could see it winking at me..

Luke: You would, wouldn't you?

Dave: Would what?

Luke: Throw your old-chap in her.

Dave: ... yes.
by Lukeus Kellyus January 20, 2009
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Free Trophys

Sammy is free trophys
by Jimmothy Howardith April 14, 2022
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