It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Fag Free Ranga

A ginger who stops smoking and becomes an even bigger cunt.

That fag free Ranga is out of control.

by Aston Drake January 11, 2020

Free battle

Sort of an income of people that beg over twitter and have no real life.

the producer of free battles are wealthy people.

"Yo bro, give me a free, you won so much lol"

"loan? or a free battle?"

by kekbab January 15, 2020

3 free passes

Your boyfriend gets 3 passes to do whatever he wants to do to you anytime anywhere and you can't do anything about it

My boyfriend has 3 free passes he gets to do whatever he wants to me

by Mexicanguy75 January 31, 2020

Free will

The main reason you might get fired and go to jail if they find out you like to dip your penis inside every coke you give to the Bk costumers.

I dont like free will... i'd rather eat wood or shit

by SVESNE February 8, 2020

Free Rolling

Free Rolling~ When you are naked in bed or naked at home
naked in general

eww why are you free rolling put some clothes on

by coolwater.kid April 18, 2020

1 free nude coupon

Is a coupon we’re you get one free nude to keep

i have a 1 free nude coupon

by Dhocuffkgj April 20, 2020