max

The absolute fattest man alive, he waddles around like hes better than you. shut him up by challenging him to a race.

"hey max, shut the fuck up and race me to that pole and back"

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Max hitchcock

Big dick that has Jo mama Cummings in your arse a charming chap usually not gay

You are a max hitchcock

by Cheesehfhhfjfh October 11, 2021

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A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.

He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.

Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland

by Lel no May 27, 2019

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Max

Max is the sweetest thing to walk on Earth. Once you see him, there's no going back, you're destined to be best friends.
He is mostly very social, except when the biology teacher asks him something he doesn't know. He is known for dabbing too much and getting in trouble with his "jokes". He is very brave and noble but little does anybody know that he is soft and emotional if you get to know him a little bit more.
Max is all you look for in a friend or a possible s/o.

Maddie: Hey! There goes Max!
Tara: Yo, Max!
Dean: Man, I love Max.

by homoreceptor March 10, 2019

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