Mashed

Like stoned, baked, blown.

Damn dude, I'm pretty mashed right now .

by High-c- December 20, 2016

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

mastenbroek

A Dutch synonym for a huge pole in your pants.

Damn, that son of a gun has a mastenbroek

by A-diddle-roo-doo December 30, 2016

master benba

never ending leaning and sharing to other people

You will be master benba if you keep studying hard and never lose hope

by getword February 5, 2017

master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet

that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!

by literalmfmom February 20, 2017

masterbake

When you smoke weed and masterbate.

"I materbake because is feels better!" -Blake
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."

by M33RKAT March 6, 2017

masterasta

Describing the strong, positive expression of Rastafarian belief and culture. Commonly used by gormless middle-aged white dudes who also say things like "gormless".

Shit man, <spliff> do you remember that Aswad concert at the Rainbow? <cough> That was some serious masterasta

by Deucalion999#Deucalion May 10, 2017