mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

mad mink

You’re zesty or acting gay.

Yo you acting mad mink right now

by Dolzie May 19, 2024

Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

Mads

Extremely happy and positive, But When defeat is close turns into the opposite...

Big ego and Very loyal.
Big penis as Well ;)

Kid: Oh that Guy is so awesome!
Other kid: Yeah i know, he's such a Mads

by Madzic December 12, 2016

mad and pag

Supa great gals who know how to party. They eat mad dick and drink mad cum. These gals whore it up all over town but everybody kinda loves them anyway. There grades are low but they r highhhhhh. You wish u were them u slutty ass bitch

Lets not invite mad and pag there sluts.

Lets fuck mad and pag they're down.

by mad is pat July 7, 2017

Mads

Mads is a hot, every time you see him you gets so horny. He has the biggest dick in the world

Mads i a cool and hot person who has a big dick

by Rexy2122 January 12, 2023