Joey Logano

When someone does something so incredibly childish but they are a grown ass adult

Dude 1: dude gimmie back my credit card I gotta get the new DLC

Dude 2: *whines* no fairrrr I wanna buy Starbucks but I’m broke

Dude 1: bro stop acting like Joey Logano when he doesn’t win a race

by Ghost Leviathan June 20, 2022

Slippery Logan

When you are going ham on your best mate josh's sister and your dick slips out and pokes her dog in its eye and proceed to cum on the TV.

Hey I gave your sister a slippery Logan yesterday

by jon.jones January 3, 2023

The Logan Based Rule

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

by Cremby February 24, 2023

The Laggata’s Law

When Franky L. gives that real good gaulk-gaulk-3000 on that nigga dick.

Laggata: “all right boys let me teach y’all The Laggata’s Law.”

Everyone else: “what’s that?”
Laggata: “I’m gonna gobble ya glizzy.“
*indiscriminate slurping, sucking, gasping, and choking sounds*

by Mr. Laggata122 March 23, 2023

Joey Logano

A dirty driver who keeps crashing people and dosent admit to it

That guy is such a Joey Logano! He keeps crashing me and saying nothing!

by OriginalName the Pyro Main June 9, 2023

Dirty Logan

When you just finished fun times and post-nut clarity reminds you that your brother/sister pissed you off, so you beat the ever-loving shit out of them with the towel

Post-nut clarity hit me like a truck, so I pulled a "Dirty Logan" and beat the shit out of my sibling with the towel I used when "doing it" because they stole my cookies.

by StevenHawkingsPitCrew August 3, 2024

Hood Logan

A nigga who own the hood and is hella gangster

and a logan is just someone who hella good at something

“aye nigga I own these streets, im a hood logan. fuck?”

“yo he good at math, he fr a math logan”

by cockandballtorture101 October 19, 2023