Isaac might seem like a guy but is really a full blown lesbian. He is not even good looking.
Girl: did you here Isaac is a lesbian.
Girl 2: would not ever look in his direction now i definitely wont
Boy: yeah he's to gay to even hang with the other gays
Isaac: your a faggot Boy 2: oh there he go's again trying to shift the blame
A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one SwissArmy Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.