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Part-time Lesbian

1. A hoe be lookin ass when u got 2 in yo bed who be makin out solely for ur pleasure, about 25% of female bisexuality.

2. Employed "lesbian" pornstar

3. Tried to once, fuck dat shit i like da dick nigga
YFN Lucci: Bruh we high key lit everyday, just chillin hear with my Yacht, Vodka, and Part-time Lesbians

PnB Rock: Yeah I feel ya man, they aint even attracted this just touch each other so i get a massive erection

Hoe #1 : -kisses Hoe #2-

Hoe #2: -finishes kissing Hoe #1- , yeaaaaa we'se ready for this BBC

Isaac is a lesbian 

Isaac might seem like a guy but is really a full blown lesbian. He is not even good looking.
Girl: did you here Isaac is a lesbian.
Girl 2: would not ever look in his direction now i definitely wont
Boy: yeah he's to gay to even hang with the other gays
Isaac: your a faggot
Boy 2: oh there he go's again trying to shift the blame

Swiss Army Lesbian 

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.

big fat lesbian 

ellie henderson” why’s she looking at me like that?”

jenna brannan” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
alex leiper”yeah why do her toes look like fingers too?”
rhianna” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
big fat lesbian by lessie123 October 25, 2019

seokjins.fav.lesbian 

Tiktoker

They use she/they pronouns

Shes a lesbian duh read her username

They are the most un-funny person ever
She even asked for someone to make a hate page

However she supports all of her mutuals they are also shadowbanned
Seokjins.fav.lesbian is weird asf

Roller skate lesbian

Some girl: I wanna date a person that can roller skate!

Roller Skate Lesbians: :)