Getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). The cheapest way to get a kill since your opponent has no idea where you are and does not have a chance to fight back.
WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.
by T. Smizzle August 20, 2006
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- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them
John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty
Joe: dude lets go get high
Friend:don't pull a john dude
pulling a john makes you a fag
Joe: dude lets go get high
Friend:don't pull a john dude
pulling a john makes you a fag
by kissinthemuffin November 4, 2010
Get the Pulling a John mug.Formerly known as weak chat it is an expression used to describe poor banter. It derives from the overuse of the expression weak chat by John Sanigar and hence has taken on his name as John Chat. First coined on 16/06/2010 by Harry Preston esquire.
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Get the John Deere mug.The act of being a epic gamer
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Hi! My name is John Golbunnie
by Tyranize October 21, 2010
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You won't get hired if you give the interview a limp-fish handshake, but you might if you give a John Firm.
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