i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 22, 2021

You'll have that

A phrase your autistic mate uses when he doesn't know what to say

"Why are you such a cunt Al?"

"You'll have that"

by Coffeysfilter November 07, 2021

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

by ur mom gave me this name March 07, 2022

my words have been taken out of me

Ryan Yerrow's saying its copyrighted it his don't take it, its his in his newest video (yes he finally found the publish button on his YouTube channel)

Ryan: My words have been taken out of me, that's a saying now I just coined it it's mine sorry nobody else can say it, copyrighted it

by LolitsmeL November 29, 2020

have fun in the center

Jorge Jovel

Did u have fun in the center?

by September 23, 2023

I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.

Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!

by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 17, 2024

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 14, 2015