Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

Gooner Handshake by suckrforme May 28, 2024

goonlady 

a woman who practices gooning.

can be usually found in communities such as r/femcelgrippysockjail

marc: "Omg, Julia is such a goonlady"

goonlady by maxmamxmaxmxamxamaxmamxmxamxam May 28, 2024

Gooning 

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

Gooning by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024

Goonscrolling 

The act of watching short porn videos repeatedly and gooning. This will cause an infinite loop of scrolling through porn, Goonscrolling. Similar to boonscrolling and doomscrolling.

Person 1: Bro I gooned and scrolled on x hamster for hours last night.
Person 2: Sounds like you were goonscrolling king.

Goonscrolling by Uk911 May 30, 2024

goony ass nigga 

A nigga who watches the goonies 24/7

What do you call a black guy who watches the goonies 24/7??? What A Goony Ass Nigga

goony ass nigga by Jimmy tha Snake!! May 31, 2024

goonvana 

During the act of gooning, the state and body and spirit are awakened, opening the third eye allowing to see out of your urethra.

Matthew reached Goonvana last week, he told me what color his urethra was!

goonvana by Goonvanareached June 1, 2024

Goonsell 

The act of gooning or edging whilst having the name Marsel or Marcel

I could tell Marsell was being a Goonsell in the bathroom I could hearing clapping and yelping.

Goonsell by Dr.DoogleWIENRE June 3, 2024