A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”
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A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
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