Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
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