Douche Canoe 

A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.

"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."

Douche Canoe by AceCakeEater. September 30, 2012

Douche Dick 

The male equivalent to "basic bitch."

Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."

Douche Dick by sportsfan931 January 28, 2015

douche bag 

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

douche bag by Bob November 17, 2004

douche bag 

a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

douche bag by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006

Douche Flute 

When u wanna be creative and not use douche bag you use douche flute

Douche meaning vagina cleaning

Flute meaning they are fucking retarded

Nima - Fuck you dumbass
Chase - Go fuck yourself you douche flute

Douche Flute by UncontrolledGlizzy October 4, 2021

douche nozzle 

An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.

Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.

douche nozzle by Anonymous April 22, 2003

douche baggery 

The way Shawn lives life.

Shawn disappearing at work is a sign of douche baggery.

douche baggery by fredd123 October 2, 2007