dick puke

Semen, sperm, goo.

Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.

by dammit janet May 21, 2003

dick head

A British word which is used to describe a person who is rude and obnoxious.Most dick heads think that they are clever when they are far from it.

Look at that dick head over there.

What a bunch of dick heads that lot are.

by Robin November 11, 2004

dick munchies

when a girl smokes some bud and just wants to suck dick

man, that bitch hit the bong once and got the dick munchies something fierce.

by antpimp September 7, 2011

Slick Dick

An offensive term used to insult someone for being sneaky or slick. Occasionally used as flattery to describe a male player who sleeps with multiple women.

1. That Slick Dick motherfucker screwed me out of the deal!

2. "You slept with Sarah and Vicky?" "That's awesome, Slick Dick"

by Christopher Perkins May 16, 2008

ghost dick

the feeling one has after having sex when it still kinda feels like there's something up there

"John and I had sex last night and and it kinda feels like his dick is still in there"

"Must be ghost dick"

by 260-414-3661 April 19, 2015

Dose of dick

The recommended amount of penis a woman should have daily to avoid the symptoms of depression, anxiety, and low self esteem.

I noticed that Jane had been a bit down in the dumps recently, so I gave her a dose of dick. It cheered her right up!

by Joe Salone December 22, 2010

little dick

When all you can see is the head of the dick and balls.

When Russell went to have his stint pulled out of his kidneys, his dick was up in his throat. It looked like a grub worm wearing a turtle neck. That is a little dick.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008