asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

Asshole

A "thing" normally refered to as short and angry. Aka the wanna be Hitler

Why are you trying to deny you're an asshole ?

by WillYouJustDie May 5, 2020

ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.

I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021

Asshole

Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'

Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.

We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?

I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.

I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.

by anonymous June 7, 2025

assholic

State where one is addicted to being an asshole, constantly

Everything he says or wants is completely unreasonable. He's totally assholic!

by JennTara February 2, 2016

Asshole

A rude and mean person who can be annoying

Christopher is an asshole

by The random kid May 10, 2019

Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.

Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"

by McDoodles October 27, 2014