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Asshole

Someone that at the beginning of the relationship seems like the best guy ever, but the more you know him, the more you realize he's narcissistic and plays with your head. When you'll realize your worth and explain other people what he's done to you, they all hate him and wish to kick him where it hurts.
My ex was such an asshole!!!!
by Smiley face! December 2, 2016
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

by VudumanIsGod December 31, 2021
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
mugGet the Asshole next doormug.

asshole

by a real bruh June 11, 2018
mugGet the assholemug.

Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 30, 2020
mugGet the Conditioned Assholemug.

Asshole Douchelord

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.
Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick
by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Asshole Douchelordmug.

twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
by ladybird234 February 27, 2024
mugGet the twidle my asshole hairsmug.

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