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DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.
"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
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asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
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dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.
Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!
by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024
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MAJOR ASSHOLE

The biggest asshole in the world
Name starting with A or B
The biggest asshole ever with a name starting with A or B
Bradley is a MAJOR ASSHOLE
by Duckface01 August 17, 2019
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Asshole

A human with the name jake/ thomas, a man who can’t spell there name, a male whore, they are not only stupid but a degenerate waste of space
Thomas/Jakes is a asshole
What a whore”
by Angellaite March 29, 2020
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Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.
I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.
by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022
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