A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. When some girl tries to convince you some non existent word actually exists when it doesn't and youre forced to give it a definition because no matter how hard you google l-anal you get anal
She trying L-Anal
by wmako33 October 7, 2016
Get the L-Analmug. 
L stands for Loss, Lose, Loser, or occasionally Late in a school environment. Usually when dealing with L as a noun of any kind instead of using "an" use "a"
by DatsaBoiRiteDere April 19, 2017
Get the Lmug. Sue is an Italian Model from Germany. She is stupid high 100, but clever too.
She‘s gorgeous high 100 too.
she is extremely intelligent and invents neologisms like "Greetings". By 2020, she will win at Germany's Next Top Model. strangers will think that Sue often bangs against a wall,however, her disorder is normal and funny.
She‘s gorgeous high 100 too.
she is extremely intelligent and invents neologisms like "Greetings". By 2020, she will win at Germany's Next Top Model. strangers will think that Sue often bangs against a wall,however, her disorder is normal and funny.
by Boss 37 March 25, 2018
Get the Sue Lmug. 
Ness: She can fuck you up but you're lucky if you get the privilege of being her friend. Honest, Loyal, and hot asf.
by Felicia~ October 5, 2022
Get the Nessa Lmug.