failport

A very unfortunate airport, or a barely functioning airport.

Sabenser: "Hey, did you hear they delayed every flight for three hours at the airport because a cougar got onto the runway?"
Soulshined: "Man, what a failport. How can one 60 year old lady delay so many flights for an entire three hours?"

by Ender of Games November 30, 2017

Failure

Parker... Just cause he’s Parker 🤷🏽 ♂️

“Man Parker is such a failure”

by Failure2345 May 4, 2018

failbail

The required definition must sufficiently explain any individual's wishes not to accept any responsibility for their own actions. Usually in the context of having a supreme advantage yet still failing.

Dad: "I'm sorry to hear that about your most recent experience, son."
"Dad! You don't need to title your quotations!"
Dad: "Never the further context with you is it? Dummy."
"Sorry Dad but that was a your failbail".
Dad:"Mmhm."

by TheManFromAtlantis May 25, 2018

failure

emily legrange is a fucking failure ans she's also a stupid bitch

Person 1 : what a failure

Person 2 : emily ?

by fuckingfailurev1 May 28, 2018

failure

nichoals blais

i am the definition of failure

by braken1234567890987654321 June 1, 2018

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.

Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018