Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
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Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.
This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!
by anonymous June 6, 2022
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waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back
That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again
by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017
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Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich
Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron
by The big mamma t June 10, 2023
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Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch
Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha
by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018
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Poverty Waffle

When you put a hotdog bun in a waffle iron and pour syrup all over it
Look just because you grew up with a little bit of money and never had to eat a poverty waffle doesn’t make you better than me
by CrackrockBlackmagic February 25, 2019
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Waffle nutter

One who cums in/ on a waffle iron
by Alfa bravo team December 14, 2016
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