Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Fuck nut

A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason

Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny

by Meanymani March 11, 2020

Curly-Headed Fuck

One who is Curly Haired, and Lacks intelligence

Kyle, your a Curly-Headed Fuck!

by Lhs42018 May 22, 2017

fuck-shitterhea

An interjection used to describe a highly watery passage of loose stool, combined with an interjection used to describe annoyance, contempt, and impatience. Used to add a humorous twist to a negative exclamation.

John: FUCK! I accidentally flash-banged myself!
Adam: Fuck-shitterhea!
John: I hope you kill yourself.

by Shin Remover November 20, 2025

Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

fuck

1. fuck is a fucking word that can be fucking used in every fucking sentence
2.an fucking expression to show how fucking mad you are, like gordam ramsay

gordon ramsay-"This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off."

by someone that i use to notknow December 14, 2023

Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way

“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard

by Blood on the Sand September 16, 2021