Dirty Elene

A dirty Elene is when a guy shoves uncooked spaghetti up a girl’s vagina, then pours boiling water into it, cooking the spaghetti inside her. After that, he goes down on her, and slurps out the spaghetti.

“Hey Steve, do you want to do the dirty Elene tonight? You bring the pasta, I’ll be the pot.”

by that_bitch_69 June 28, 2022

DIRTY DESPAIN

When you shove ground beef up a girls ass. Then she shits it out in a condem. You then fry it up and eat it like a hotdog.

Man those were great dirty despain just like mom used to make.

by Awsome possum June 28, 2022

dirty caitie

Getting excited about finding an oversize cucumber, and posting it to social media.

"Did you hear about that Dirty Caitie?"
"Oh yeah, that thing was longer than her arm!!"

by El88Rey June 28, 2022

Dirty Discord

When you sext you discord kitten so hard she cums into here microphone and shoves her phone up her urethra and screams the n-word.

"Why are you peeing blood?" said mark, "I have my bf the dirty discord" said kitten

by anonymous June 30, 2022

Dirty Velasquez

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022

Dirty Brahnson

When you fuck a stuffed elephant raw and mid fuck your grandmother walks in on you and you meet eyes but because you like that dirty audience shit, you cum harder than you have ever came before leaving an exit hole in the elephants head and cum drenching the wall. Your grandmother then nods at you and says "good boy" and walks away.

I did a dirty Brahnson last night and my father almost beat me. Especially because my grandma cleaned up the mess on the wall.

by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022

Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.

Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.

by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022