National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having a sexual session with your fantasies or yourself.

Only if you have a crush on yungblud!!!!!

Mom: "what are you doing in there"
Me: *Moaning* faster Dom go faster I'm gonna cum!!!!
Mom: Are you fucking having sex!?!?
Me: Kinda, I'm Fucking YUNGBLUD!?!?

by jarrad_bellringerboy August 12, 2022

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿

Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿

by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022

fucked

non-normative

My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.

by retroj August 14, 2022

FUCK NUGGET

When Somebody is doing or acting in the most un-realistic way to where you just want to punch them in their face because their asshat ways just got you to the point of no return.

Kymm: OH my God did you hear how Sarah was talking to Farrah that was so crazy.
Tamrynn: Yeah! She totally is going to get the shit beat out of her because she was being a total FUCK NUGGET

by H00D NEWZ August 15, 2022

Fuck

Fuck, commonly know as(Farkwitts Ulcer Cuntosis Kreamdosis) is a disease that has spread in 2090, ever since Mars was inhabited by humans, many extraterristerial creatures have been found by the Mars Society For Research and Technology, until they found the rare Cuntassdosis, where the virus will spread by touching the rare Cuntassdosis.
Cuntassdosis is a rare type of Mars creature, that has also been found by the leader of the Republic Of Mars, Elon Musk.
Fuck is lethal and it cannot be cured.
Its symptoms are:
Suckcockasis
Slitfuctotits
Cronalcockis
and Diccockis.
There is, however a medicine to treat Fuck and reduce its symptoms.

Oh shit, hes Fucked.

by R983 August 15, 2022