Its a frog, and a duck together, thats what a fuck is.
fuck (animal)
btw no this is not an inside joke! I just randomly got the idea
fuck (animal)
btw no this is not an inside joke! I just randomly got the idea
Percipient #9272 : is that a dog?
Percipient #2937 : nope, thats a fuck (animal)
Percipient #9272 : oh
Percipient #2937 : nope, thats a fuck (animal)
Percipient #9272 : oh
by i killed my wife for children April 28, 2023
Get the fuck (animal) mug.While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
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Get the Fuck a furry day mug.Somebody who I hated wants to talk to me, so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter to him. I gave him a 0 amount of fucks to give
by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023
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Get the Fucks-to-give meter mug.A sexual act that is risky but worth it. Named after the Japanese fugu fish delicacy that is deadly if not prepared carefully.
by CamelCaps May 5, 2023
Get the Fugu Fuck mug.Devil: What the hell god? I thought I was the bad guy. You taking over my job?
God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.
God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.
by Kbro82 May 5, 2023
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