Twatter Swatter

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.

Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.

by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008

twitturgatory

Place/state of being: when or where you are not able to add tweets to a twitter account, possibly because you've exceeded some arbitrary limit.

Also, standard reminder: If I end up in twitturgatory, coverage will continue, undaunted, at @anotherkady #NotW

by TinTincognito July 20, 2011

Texas twister

A group sex act where 3 dudes helicopter their dick around like twister around the female participant before starting intercoarse with her.

Hey Charlie, you want to run a texas twister on Stacey with Terry and I.

by big-gator May 6, 2021

Tahitian Tongue Twister

A sexual act between a male and female partner in which the female lies face up and the man proceeds to slowly lower his bottom half until it touches her nose. The female then promptly proceeds to use her tongue to lick her male counterpart's butthole, taint, and scrotum. This act is continued until the man either pops a hot steamy dump all over her unsuspecting face, or ejaculates.

"Man, Kelly gave me the Tahitian Tongue Twister last night."
"Aw man, now where's my yogurt?"

by BadBoyzFromEncino June 11, 2018

titty twister

To pinch ones nipple between the jaws of a vice-grip pliers and twist it clean off, leaving only a bloddy boob.

I was bored one day so i gave my wife a titty twister. Now i wish I hadn't because she is totally lopsided now

by drocker73 February 18, 2009

twatter

someone who repeatedly posts twitter posts that nobody but themselves cares about

annyingtwt: jst woke up, the sunz up, fml
"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"

by foxc September 21, 2009

gay twister

That's when you twist your gay lovers nipples while he pees in your mouth, you gurgle the piss and spit it back into his asshole while playing twister.

That guy is so gay! I bet he's played gay twister.

by Dylanornahh June 13, 2016