twat

some one that is annoying that no one likes

hey tom your a twat no one likes you

by nanya buenisess January 31, 2019

twat briagade

A twat briagade is a lesbian fuck fest otherwise known as an orgy

I walked in on a twat briagade

by seymoredix November 16, 2015

Twat

The sound when a british person tries to hit a fly

American guy: What was that Twat sound last night?
British guy: Oh my bad mate, i tried to hit a fly on the wall.

by NiceLunch June 5, 2019

Triangular Twat Tickle

1. Basically like a circle jerk, but with women.

2. A Tupperware party or bunko night

Biff: Hey are you going to Debbie’s bean flick tonight?
Cindy: Oh you mean her Triangular Twat Tickle?
Biff: Yes
Cindy: No I have to pick up my kids from soccer practice, otherwise I would

by Carlosspicyweiner420 December 12, 2019

Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Twat

A generally unlikable person who repeatedly does stupid or cringy things

Lewis makes tik toks about his mental health like he is special, Lewis is a twat

by Leeshai Baker July 24, 2021

Twat Snockle

Someone who is taking too long at their position.

I can’t believe the customer is still drinking their Spanish coffee 45 minutes after we closed. What a Twat Snockle

by Cinnaright January 21, 2023