Train Tuesday is where we celebrate trains and always have to use trains and not another transportation vehicles
by Harrison_Ford_Real September 1, 2022
Get the Train Tuesdaymug. School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
You have to stay there five years.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
Get the secondary training college for early childhood caremug. An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
Get the Talin Testicular Tenacity Trainingmug. by Bigfoot-little hand March 16, 2022
Get the Braid Trainmug. An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.
My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.
by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021
Get the training brahmug. Autistic people usually like trains.
So if someone tells you that you like trains, do not let it slide
So if someone tells you that you like trains, do not let it slide
Yo, that guy over there definitely like trains.
That guy got the answer stupidly wrong, he definitely likes trains
You like trains, because you got the answer so wrong.
That guy got the answer stupidly wrong, he definitely likes trains
You like trains, because you got the answer so wrong.
by BH_Productions April 26, 2023
Get the You Like Trainsmug. A. When individuals believe everything is based on oppression.
B. When individuals take offense for a comment on behalf of someone else, who is not offended.
B. When individuals take offense for a comment on behalf of someone else, who is not offended.
Karen really got offended that I made a racial joke and Tyron thought it was hilarious! She needs to get off of the Oppression-train!
by Volksgeist September 22, 2020
Get the Oppression-trainmug.