Cold Camping

When your hands are cold so you masturbate to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by CH33KC14PP3R420 August 17, 2025

Cold Palmer

When you put your hand in ice water so you can't feel it, then start jerkin the gherkin.

Man i gave myself a cold palmer last night and I swear it felt like someone else was doing it.

by Potato architect August 22, 2025

So Cold

Crowded streets all cleared away, one by one
Hollow heroes separate as they run
You're so cold, keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while strong men die
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make believe, dead and dry
You're so cold but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright

It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright

So Cold

by Txorromorro September 21, 2025

Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!

Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.

by DrWife September 28, 2025

Cold Turkey

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...

Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."

by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025

Jerry Cold

Cold equivalent of lukewarm

“Man I left this frozen burrito out and now it’s Jerry Cold”

by Grant Scott Hansen October 20, 2025

Cold ass motherfucker

Someone with ice in their veins, showing no remorse or concern whatsoever.

He didn't give 2 shits about getting caught, he's one cold ass motherfucker.

Grams said take your jacket or you'll be one cold ass motherfucker

by Tonz of fun 72 November 27, 2025