names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff

-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Beats by (name)

Beats by (name) is slang for a handjob. As in when somebody gives you a handjob.

Beats by Carol, Beats by Mike, etc.

The date went from good to great when I got Beats by (name).

by DukeofMonteCristo January 26, 2018

(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.

Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)

by IsseiHyoudou893 August 26, 2024

hi my name is Mami

It’s a Japanese name mean beautiful flower

Hi my name is Mami.

by Ms1997 November 23, 2021

My name jeff

A name and joke from the movie 21 jump street.

If your name is Jeff you can say my name Jeff

by Ethanjeffgodreal1 May 06, 2024

My Name Jeff

one of the most gayest and dead meme in the history, it's basically a guy saying "MY NAME IS JEFF"to some criminals.

Gay Normie: Oi, My Name Jeff
Me: *Gunshot*

by TriHard CX April 09, 2018

My Name Jeff

Really epic meme

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"

by PokeBread December 12, 2018