how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam
by yosoyboy May 24, 2025
Get the dutch walk mug.On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.
I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025
Get the The Dutch Windmill mug.When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.
She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
Get the Double Dutch mug.An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.
by Twunk102 December 24, 2025
Get the I’m just Dutch mug.The leader of the Van der Linde gang who is obsessed with Tahiti and Australia, also feature in multiple hit songs like: "Not like Dutch" and "Tb off" both by SurplusPotatoes also "I love my horsey" by noblechump.
"we need money, arthur, so we can go to tahiti and live a new life"
Calm down boys, you guys act like that's the only money in the world, we got Saint Denis. - Dutch, around 1899 or something
Calm down boys, you guys act like that's the only money in the world, we got Saint Denis. - Dutch, around 1899 or something
by GIooper January 1, 2026
Get the Dutch mug.A ring of saliva and ejaculate that is formed around a persons mouth after giving aggressive oral sex
That girl kept blowing me after I came in her mouth, I had to offer a wet nap to wipe the Dutch donut off her face when she was done
When that girl sat on my face after I came in her, I had a huge Dutch donut around my mouth. I looked like a rabid animal when she was done
I smiled with pride looking at the Dutch donut my girlfriend gave me after she sat on my face. She grinded on my face so hard the ring went from my nose to the collar of my shirt
When that girl sat on my face after I came in her, I had a huge Dutch donut around my mouth. I looked like a rabid animal when she was done
I smiled with pride looking at the Dutch donut my girlfriend gave me after she sat on my face. She grinded on my face so hard the ring went from my nose to the collar of my shirt
by Unk057 January 1, 2026
Get the Dutch donut mug.The act of trapping someone usually one's significant other under the covers of bedding, i.e Duvet or blanket, and passing wind, resulting in the other person inhaling or suffocating from the inhalation of passed wind.
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