Steamer

A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather, thereby creating a steam effect from thier pants.

"Man it's cold. Hey Steve, look at that bum over there. He's a Steamer!!!

by Vic the Dick July 25, 2006

Steam Roller

The act of sucking a guys dick so hard it goes flat.

Dude, that nasty hoe Allie gave me a steam roller me last night! It hurt so bad!

by willylovesdadick August 7, 2010

Steamroller

When you and your partner shit all over the bed and roll around in it, in log position, like a steamroller

Straight up no shit my girl wanted to do the steamroller last night

by Slatterpuss May 13, 2019

slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

clevland steamer

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again

Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.

by Lia May 13, 2005

steamroll

verb

When the female is forces her pelvic bone over your genitals while she thrusting forward, usually eliciting excruciating pain, during the sexual act of dry-humping.

Nicole, I appreciate your effort, but if you don't stop steamrolling me I am going to just proceed to rape you in the ass.

by Bavarian Motorist November 2, 2007

Chimney Steamer

A Chimney Steamer is when you rip a piping hot steamer down your neighbors chimney due to their poor lawn maintenance

If the neighbors don't cut their lawn i'm going to rip them a chimney steamer and show them!

by CobraTheAsshole7 June 16, 2019