A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.
Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022
Get the Croots Salad mug.A homesexual vouyer and peeping tom. Is sometimes mistaken as a scot or vision of Lucifer disguised as Holstein milk cow. Can,be seen throwing gang signs around, a very short fat retarded boy named Damuelsaurus who isnt strictly a dick only gay boi like Salad Boy. They dont,do much in life until the stop ODing themselves by intravenous injection of pure black tar rooster jizz.
Hot woman:.. Look that guy has very small dirty penis..I bet hes a mudturtle.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.
by Sgt badmuthfer June 18, 2022
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Get the Ceaser Salad mug.by Liability Luke July 2, 2022
Get the doo wop salad mug.Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.
Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.
by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022
Get the Salad Avoider mug.Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.
Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"
by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS July 3, 2022
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