Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 10, 2023
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Heavy Salad

When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".
That girl has some heavy salad.

I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.
by WordWomble March 24, 2024
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soleki salad

Don't eat soleki salad in the halls or else 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
Asser: *eats soleki salad*
OMG
*kills asser*
by donteatass July 22, 2022
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Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))
“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”
by SaladWellington February 21, 2022
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tub salad

Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.
by ElectronicLola July 31, 2018
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Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
by volleymac December 08, 2008
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Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole
I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad
by Andielpy December 15, 2017
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