Bacon Sandwich 

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.

Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.

Bacon Sandwich by Moo Ass March 27, 2009

D.S. Sandwich 

Dick Sucking Sandwich
Created by group of friends from Paducah, KY. Spread quickly across forums and chat rooms. Used to tell someone creatively to "suck a dick" or "eat a dick". Also fun to ask for one at a restaurant.

1. Go eat a DS Sandwich.
2. Tom likes DS Sandwiches.
3. (at fast food place) May I have a DS Sandwich?
4. My boss has had one to many DS Sandwiches.

D.S. Sandwich by Architect November 7, 2004

CAD Sandwich

What you get when you enter the command "Make-Me-A-Sandwich" in a CAD program.

I love CAD Sandwiches, but the idea of eating raw data disgusts me.

CAD Sandwich by CaptainGoogle December 9, 2008

Guiness Sandwich 

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.

"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"

Guiness Sandwich by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010

pinkmeat sandwich

A special nickname for a women's vagina

Go to the bed room and prepare my pinkmeat sandwich

pinkmeat sandwich by David Wayne Crist November 29, 2010

Tomato Sandwich 

A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.

"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"

"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

Tomato Sandwich by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011

honey sandwich

A honey sandwich is when a man puts honey on his genitals and then sticks it into a bee hive

I made a honey sandwich yesterday! And man I got stung like 50 times my dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple

honey sandwich by Langebang89 October 30, 2013