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Jew-rassic Park

every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."
by J.Bunda January 9, 2008
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(Lincoln Park) Trixie

Commonly refers to twentysomething, Jetta-driving, generally vacant, spoiled blonde girls living in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood (they're everywhere). So common it borders on pathetic.
by jayson December 30, 2003
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Jew-rassic Park

every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."
by J.Bunda January 9, 2008
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Skerne Park Rattle

Snapping off the ring pull of a Morrisons 80p bitter can and putting it inside the empty can, making a lovely christmas present for any child
Here you go Kylie play with this Skerne Park Rattle, while dad shafts ya mam.
by Jack Conway October 17, 2005
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Park-o Polo

The act of walking through the parking lot clicking the alarm button on the remote so you can find your car.
"Man, where the heck did I park? Time to play Park-o Polo."
"Park-o!" <click click>
Honk! Honk!
"Polo!"
by jsaun February 22, 2008
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College Park effect

Where something that would be reasonably priced at any other time suddenly costs two to three times more.
The pre-med student went to the Commons Shop with his last three dollars to buy a box Reese's Puffs, but due to the College Park effect, it cost six.
by UMDgirl February 28, 2011
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Yosemite National Park

First of all: Old Faithful is NOT in Yosemite, it's in Yellowstone...Yosemite is an amazing and beautiful place. It's where nature and people can come together and for the most part live peacefully amongst each other. Black bears, deer, eagles, mountain lions, and other birds and rodents can be found at Yosemite. Squirrels are very popular. If you're looking for a bear, it's not too hard to find one. Deer are very used to humans, but you can never trust a wild animal. Respect the park's animals and you should be fine. Yosemite has some amazing waterfalls and rivers, but they are seasonal waterfalls so the best time to view Bridalveil Falls or Yosemite Falls would be in the Spring. But be very careful many people try to climb on the slippery rocks to get a closer view of the waterfalls. People have died from climbing rocks by waterfalls or from swimming in the lakes so be very cautious. If you go to Yosemite you will most likely be staying in the valley. You can see all of the outstanding rock formations from around the park. Half Dome and El Capitan are very popular The viewing spots are a good idea if you're looking for a good family picture or just an amazing picture. There are many activities in Yosemite, hiking, camping, swimming, rock climbing, rafting, skiing, horseback riding, nature watching. The tour guides are informative; they tell a lot of interesting stories. Glacier Point is a spot that everyone who goes to Yosemite should see.
Yosemite National Park is an amazing experience. Everyone should go there at least once in their life. I'm definitely going back.

Warning: If you go to Yosemite, watch out of bears and other animals that cross the roads because many bears are killed or orphaned each year. They put of signs where bears have been hit and killed by cars.
by chris43484 March 30, 2011
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