Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022

J lips

When somebody is on the verge of crying and putting their lips into a j shape.

“Did you see Timmy was hitting j lips yesterday”

by Dean gall aka big deano November 2, 2021

Crabby lips

A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.

Sideways talking is usually a result.

It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.

Johnny your girlfriend has some damn crabby lips. It makes me physically sick

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

Lip rush

An up and coming Japanese rock band. It has 3 members, the instruments are guitar, Bass and Drums. The are from Anjo, Aichi, Japan.

Lip rush are the greatest band from Japan

by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

corner-lip

When you aim for a kiss on the cheek but you mess around and get the side of her mouth instead.

Phil: Did you talk to Alexus yesterday?
Timmy: Yeah bruh. She fine
Phil: Did you kiss her?
Timmy: Kinda. I was tryna be smooth, so I when I gave her a hug, I treated myself to some corner-lip.

by Jonslaught September 21, 2015

Whorenet Lips

Fake plumped lips of a woman that makes her look like a slut that has been stung in the lips by hornets.

Damn bro, look at the Whorenet lips on that bitch.
Yeah, she looks like she sucked a hornet's nest just before that last dick she sucked.

by Redpill aware September 24, 2019

lip slut

A beauty blogger who always posts provocative, up close photos of her lips on Instagram, usually with a phallic object in the frame, such as a tub of lip gloss.

This beauty blogger is only popular because she's such a lip slut.

by SpringBreak4Life June 12, 2018