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Kyle Roth

The act of smooshing a swollen scrotum and small diddle out of the side of a red gstring that belonged your mothers, taking a photo and sending it to an unsuspecting female on the internet whilst wearing fishnets and thinking a glitchy female face filter will protect your identity.
Man, I totally gave this chick a Kyle Roth straight into her Facebook Messenger inbox.
by KR2024 March 4, 2024
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Kyle Hudson

A white kid who dresses like a model and thinks inhaling clouds are neat.
Let's go Kyle Hudson over at your house later tonight.
by Big Tasty Beats November 12, 2018
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Lonesome Kyle

Enjoying a cigar alone, after your friends declined the offer.
Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?

Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.
by NotAntonio January 6, 2022
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Kyle

A tall, handsome, blonde surfer who loves nothing more than making his girlfriend happy. He can’t get enough of her, and makes many sacrifices just to see her. He is very kind, but needs to focus on God first, before everything else.
Person 1: Who’s that blonde fella over there?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Kyle
by accurate describer November 21, 2021
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Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.
Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!
by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025
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Kyle

The man who bust threw the dry wall and smashes the monsters
Dame Kyle killed another wall
by Dope mansss June 30, 2019
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Kyle Jones

A young bored boy who likes to beg it off katie
Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin

Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead
by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021
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