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ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented
by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023
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just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.
A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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Aren't you just the sickest

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.
Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest
by Lukeissick August 16, 2017
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Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

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by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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just regular horny time

It's where you pin me against the wall, squeeze hard and kiss passionately touching me all over my body with gentle and then aggressive touches afterwards licking me to make me wet..
Jessica:Hey do You know what I had yesterday?
Lauren:what?
Jessica:Just regular horny time
-Awesome
by Jesss69.com December 6, 2022
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Just a Nick

when someone is a nick they are known as a dick head.. the guy at parties that tries to get the girls.. and the guy who has no friends at all. THAT IS A NICK.
Jim: Yo wtf is that dude hitting on my girlfriend for ? .. typical nick.. fuckin ass hole.

Joe: He's just a nick...
by Jefe de Futbol May 3, 2009
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Just not

A group of some dumbass bitches and by some I only mean some. Literally only a third of them actually put effort in the second challenge, fuck you.
“Hey Mel, what’s wrong?”
I just saw a just not member today.”
by Lemon bee July 21, 2022
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