A headcrab funny is defined by any time in a half life game valve decided to be funny and put a headcrab in an unfortunate spot where the player might not see it until it's too late
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When my manager told a terrible pun during the meeting, everyone forced a laugh—it was pure boss funny.
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A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
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