The COVID 19 

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

The COVID 19 by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021

The Covid Test 

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

The Covid Test by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

Marie Covidkondo 

The process of reflecting on what matters most to you during the COVID pandemic and then actively ending relationships with individuals who do not follow those values.

"I deeply value science and she's an anti-vaxxer - so I've Marie Covidkondo-ed her out of my life"

Marie Covidkondo by marden928 November 22, 2021

matrix COVID 

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected [people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become [an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.

The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she [will get [Matrix COVID

matrix COVID by Bambianca December 25, 2021

Harley-Covidson 

the HD motorcycle brand with bad press

You visited your fam with the new motorcycle? —Oh yeah. Call it ❝Harley-Covidson!❞

Harley-Covidson by 🅰️ January 16, 2022

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

Canadian Covid Mask by brxxdie February 15, 2022

Virtual COVID 

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine

Fuck virtual covid

Virtual COVID by Datthiza March 7, 2022