brain-dead people

people who are no-lifers

we're brain-dead people

by guy on urbandictionary September 22, 2021

traumatic brain depression

tbd
reliving those images in ur head
it’s not a phase depression is real

traumatic brain depression keeps me up

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

Covid Brain 🧠

While/After having COVID-19.. being droggy and forgetting things that are simple, and not remembering simple things.

Karen what the hell are you doing?! You forgot the keys to your car again?

“Sorry common case of my Covid Brain 🧠..”

by AlexRose16-18 February 22, 2023

Lo mien brain

When a person downloads tiktok. They get the lo mien brain with all the squiggles!

She downloaded the tik tok and got the lo mien brain from the Chinese!

by Lo mien brain April 21, 2023

wet brain drunk

A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.

To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.

by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023

Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.

Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"

by SuzerainY September 22, 2022