apple hugger

A person that is in love with apple products.

You are such a apple hugger . You are always putting down android phones.

by Greg Dilone Jr October 18, 2015

Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 2, 2019

apple pie

i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

by brothamanman May 20, 2024

Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk or/and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.

“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”

by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023

Apple

an red fruit

I love eating apples.

by ui3wgersdk April 16, 2024

muther fuking apple

Eat an apple and you penis will grow 10 inches longer best fruit of earth it's very good taste

Me: Eat an muther fuking apple

You: Why
Me: Your penis will grow 10 inches longer
You: WHAT let me try

by Apple Maker February 1, 2019

apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015