Person in Quarantine

A docile creature who sleeps, watches theories on YouTube, listens to 00s music, surfs the web for why their life sucks, takes comfort in inanimate objects and pets if they have any. This person will also lock themselves in a room for a certain amount of time and only leave to do essential stuff (eg: bathroom stuff aka showering and brushing teeth, food and limited social contact. This person will also be EXTREMELY bored.

Friend: Hey lets go shopping

Me: cant im a Person in Quarantine

by TheRisingTiedFortMinor July 17, 2021

cag person

A person who loves both cats & dogs but will go for cats if they have to choose one.
The same for "dot person".

I don't mind being together with a cag person. Dogs are cute anyway.

by Rofoam August 2, 2018

Personal Information

Oh? You're going to release all of it? Wonder where he got that idea... Hmm... Good plan. Genius even! You might become a world renowned genius and archetypal figure!

Hym "Yeah, see!? When you're in dire straights I AM THE THING YOU EMULATE. Clearly the strongest living entity. And best. Better than everyone. Literally the greatest. I called dibs on it (if you recall). That's 3 now. Wait 4... Wait, no, 6. Wait... Steven, Mark, Todd, Jordan, Kanye, Andrew... Yep... 6. 6 famous millionaires. Tippy-top of the food chain. I can't figure out a way to sneak 'personal information' in here so... There..."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2023

lazy..person..lol

lazy..person..lol is my idol

hey look its lazy..person..lol
Omg he is my idol

by Heather..the..queen..lmao January 28, 2021

Person 2

Hes usually used in most of these conversations. Hes like the answerer to the curios questioner person 1. Here are example of person 2 definition of “person 2”

Person 1: hey i wonder have you seen person 3?
Person 2: oh uhh yeah i kindve killed him

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023

Personing

The politically correct synonym of the word "manning"

Man the guard tower --> Person the gaurd tower.

Manning a bounce house at an elementary school event --> Personing a bounce house at an elementary school event.

by toweringoak October 15, 2011

Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2

Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol

by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021