fix your watch

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.

A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.

by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

Your Real Name

Your Real Name is a dictionary entry designed to get people out of the online dilemma of being dared to name-reveal themselves online. If someone is asked what their name is, they can use this page to get out of a tight spot.

Person 1: Truth or Dare
Person 2: Dare
Person 1: What's your real name
Person 2: Your Real Name is a dictionary entry designed to get people out of the online dilemma of being dared to name-reveal themselves online. If someone is asked what their name is, they can use this page to get out of a tight spot.
Person 1: :c

by snozing October 29, 2020

up on your tit

when a friend or associate incessantly stalks you with a shitload of texts, emails and/or phone calls;

when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit

having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person

susan: what the hell, doesn't he get it? My phone is blowing up and he keeps facebooking me every 5 minutes

sandy: that dude is all up on your tit

susan: no shit

by droidette September 20, 2010

Whats your math

What Is Your Phone Number.

Yo Shorty whats your math.

by Lavelle November 26, 2007

suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".

Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Google is your friend

A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.

A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend

A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend

A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend

by thatSCAXguy April 20, 2011