albanian turnbuckle

Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.

Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night

by Mac Willer April 19, 2018

urinal turner

A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.

"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"

"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"

by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017

hairy turncul

A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.

Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer

by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018

Lauren Turner

A pretty cool girl who’s has swag. She really likes Doritos and kit kats. Also a clout master.

Do you see that cool person with the clout goggles over there? Must be Lauren Turner

by Fish Brain December 15, 2017

Moon Turf

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.

'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'

by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

swiss turn

When two gay people of the male gender, engage in a 69 but the lover on the top is doing push-ups while the lover on the bottom holds the top side lovers legs. After five push-ups the two connect by grabbing in a hug fassion while deepthroating each other, proceed to roll over so they change positions. The lovers then proceed with this same formula until both parties climax.

Tim: “How are you and ______ doing?”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”

by Codrick January 21, 2018